Sunday, April 19, 2009

Mad Libs Monday

This Monday our guest Mad Libber is Mr. Sublime Enigma.



THE PROM


If there's a melody you can't seem to get out of your ear or a song running through your big toe, then bring your feet to this year's greedy prom. As usual, our carrot will be held in our high school queen. A dress code will be observed. No one will be admitted wearing jumpy or torn swings. Girls must wear a castle and boys must wear a dress shirt and a vagina. As always, hot walnuts will be served, and there will be infectious prizes and an award for the best jumping couple. The blue dance committee is also proud to announce that every girl who attends will receive a shoe to pin to her horse, and every boy will receive a complimentary gnome.


Thank you Mr. Enigma.


If you'd like to participate, leave a message with your email address. And if there are no takers, if you're my friend and I have your phone number and/or your email address, watch out...you could be my next mad libber!


Until next time...


Mandy


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3 comments:

d.g. said...

A complimentary gnome ... that's AWESOME. =)

Amanda said...

I thought the complimentary gnome was pretty awesome too, that and the boys needing to wear dress shirts and a vagina.

sublimenigma said...

boys must wear a vagina...
That's so awesome.