Featuring D.G! Luckily, she's as nasty as I am.
1-800- PSYCHIC
Psychics are testicles who are sensitive to the supernatural forces happening in this slimy world. It is believed that psychics can predict such things as the name of the vibrator you are going to marry or what your mom is humping for dinner. If you want to talk to a dead turd or a dearly departed dingleberry, a psychic can arrange a seance. Everyone sits around an ashtray in a horny room as the psychic goes into an anal bead and contacts the spirit of your hairy relative. Psychics also use their abilities to help police catch butt plugs. Today you can watch psychics on wet television and call in for information that will help you solve your dildos.
Thanks for participating, D.G. Come back next week, our guest Mad Libber will be Sublime Enigma.
Until next time...
Mandy
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1 comments:
If only every conversation was as inane as a Mad Libs story ... I would never stop laughing. I swear there's a 12-year old boy living somewhere inside me that forces me to giggle uncontrollably when I say things like "humping" or "balls." =)
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