Sex Stories...

When they're embarrassing, they never get old.

I found an old boyfriend on facebook yesterday, the reason I looked him up is because he came up in a conversation I was having with a new friend. Here's how it started...

Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

I told him I had never done "it" anywhere that would be considered weird...so, I told him my most embarrassing sex story.

One night, when I worked a the hotel by Intercontinental Airport, one of the bellmen that I had been flirting with and I decided to go to Clayton's for a couple of drinks. At the time, I was 20 and he was 23...he was also married. (Don't judge me, I was 20.) After we had our couple of drinks we decided to go riding around in my car...a Pontiac Sunfire. We end up on some street next to the airport runways...he was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. We started making out and one thing led to another...his pants were off and my skirt was up around my waist. Let me say this...I'm 5'8" and he was 6', and guess what...we were too tall to have sex in a Pontiac Sunfire. So, we pretty much gave up and decided to sit there a little longer and just talk...him with no pants and me with my skirt around my waist. When I looked out the window I noticed a car pulling up...

Mandy: Oh look, there's a car pulling up next to us...Huh, someone is getting out...Wait a minute, they're walking over here...and then all of a sudden

TAP TAP TAP

It was a cop, tapping on the driver side window with a very large flashlight. So, the boy rolled the window down...and remember, he still has no pants on...not even undies.

The Cop: What's going on here?
The Boy: Nothing now.
The Cop: *Looking at me* Ma'am, are you here on your own accord?
Mandy: Yes Sir.
Thoughts in Mandy's head: OH MY GOD! I AM GOING TO JAIL, I WILL HAVE TO CALL MY MOTHER AND HAVE HER BAIL ME OUT BECAUSE I'M HALF NAKED, HAVING SEX WITH A MARRIED MAN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!
The Cop: I think y'all need to get out of here.
The Boy: Yes sir.

And with that, The Boy put the car in drive and drove for at least a mile sans pants. We finally get to a stopping point...fix our clothes and we drive back to get his car. We actually kept seeing each other for a little bit after that, then we stopped, then 6 months later he called me and told me that he and his wife were getting divorced, so we started dating again. We did the on-again, off-again thing a couple of times. Then, in 99 he started dating someone and we lost touch.

To this day, whenever anyone asks me, "Where's your favorite place to have sex?" I immediately think of The Boy and I smile and always answer, "In a bed, in a room with a door...Cops don't care if you're in a bed, in a room, with a door."

I actually talked to The Boy yesterday...when I told him why I had looked him up he said, "Oh my God, I was just telling someone that story two weeks ago!"

I found out he married the girl he met in '99 and they now have a two year old. It sounds like he's doing well and that makes me very happy for him. He was a good boyfriend...he deserves happiness.

Until next time...

Mandy