I thought I would post my facebook status from yesterday and the thread that followed. Pretty funny stuff!
Amanda: was reading an article on the many uses of Bag Balm and has decided that "salve" and "ointment" are two of the grossest sounding words ever. They're not as bad as fart, which is the most disgusting word ever, but they're pretty close!
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Khon: You said fart. Hehehe...
Yesterday at 12:37pm ·
Richard: Fart, Fart, Fart! Lmao
Yesterday at 12:44pm ·
Amanda: I NEVER use that word. It's ugly and tacky.
Yesterday at 12:52pm ·
Khon: what word?
Yesterday at 12:54pm ·
Amanda: You know what word. :P
Yesterday at 12:56pm ·
Khon: Oh, the word that Richard said three times! Hehehehe....
Yesterday at 1:06pm ·
Amanda: That would be the one! I don't know why it bothers me so much. I think it has something to do with when I was growing up we were not allowed to say it because it was an "ugly, tacky word." Whenever anyone says it around me I just cringe.
Yesterday at 1:10pm ·
Khon: Flagellations makes people laugh. :)
Yesterday at 1:18pm ·
Amanda: Not me...Toilet humor makes me sad. :(
Yesterday at 1:24pm ·
Jerry: Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart.
Yesterday at 1:38pm ·
Khon: Tehehehe...
Yesterday at 1:42pm ·
Jerry: Does ripping ass sound better??
Yesterday at 1:43pm ·
Amanda: Jerry Wayne, you're gross! Why do you feel the need to torment me???
Yesterday at 1:47pm ·
Jerry: Just asking a simple question
Yesterday at 1:48pm ·
Khon: Y'all are cracking me up! I'm sorry Amanda.
Yesterday at 1:49pm ·
Richard: That's a good one JW!
Yesterday at 1:50pm ·
Jerry: Fart: The sound of a turd honking for the right of way.....
Yesterday at 1:51pm ·
Richard: Roflmao!
Yesterday at 1:53pm ·
Amanda: I'm about to go all Nancy Kerrigan on you...WHHHHHYYYYYY!!!
Yesterday at 1:54pm ·
Jerry: Salve: The ointment used to relieve the the irritation of problematic farting.
Yesterday at 1:55pm ·
Amanda: The word turd is just as gross. Why are boys so easily amused with bodily functions? I don't get it.
Yesterday at 1:55pm ·
Khon: OMG Jerry, you're suicidal! LOL!
Yesterday at 1:59pm ·
Amanda: Thank you, Jerry. You single handedly used three of the most disgusting sounding words in one sentence. Impressive my friend!
Yesterday at 2:00pm ·
Jerry: I am here to help
Yesterday at 2:01pm ·
Eric: how about the word moist?? M O I S T
Yesterday at 2:09pm ·
Amanda: Oddly enough, moist doesn't bother me.
Yesterday at 2:11pm ·
Amanda: Let me rephrase that last comment...Moist by itself doesn't bother me; however, moist used in conjunction with Fart, Turd, Salve or Ointment just makes the grossness of those words multiply by 10.
Yesterday at 2:15pm ·
Khon: Hahahaha!
Yesterday at 2:18pm ·
Eric: so, a moist turd, a moist fart, an moist salve, and an über-moist ointment walk into a bar....
Yesterday at 2:31pm ·
Khon: I hope they don't walk into my bar!
Yesterday at 2:35pm ·
Amanda: Thank you, Eric. I am now dry heaving. :P
Yesterday at 2:36pm ·
Eric: it was the ümlaut wasn't it? It tends to trigger the gag reflex.
Yesterday at 2:53pm ·
Amanda: Exactly, although, I don't think uber is used quite enough!
Yesterday at 2:57pm ·
David: I don't know but the word dribble always makes me laugh. mucus, flem, pus, nose fruit, those are disturbing.
Yesterday at 7:49pm ·
Amanda: Thank you for those mental images, Uncle David! If anyone could outgross Jerry and Eric, I knew it would be you!
Yesterday at 8:08pm ·
Khon: You have woven a mighty fine thread young lady.
Yesterday at 8:09pm ·
Amanda: Ya know, Khon, I do what I can. I'm glad I could entertain you boys today!
Yesterday at 8:10pm ·
Terra: thank you for the entertainment. I think i just pissed my pants laughing!!!!!!!
10 hours ago ·
Bronson: ha ha - you almost had me until you said "reading"
8 hours ago ·
Bronson: FART
8 hours ago ·
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times...BOYS ARE GROSS!
Until next time...
Mandy
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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This reminded me of an interesting time when my boyfriend and I were arguing over whose job it is to pick up the cat turds, and his five year old daughter piped in and said, "Daddy? What's a turd?" We still joke about that.
Fart: The sound of a turd honking for the right of way.....
Now that is awesome! I have never heard that. And how did I not see this? It didn't come up on my facebook. Okay, gotta shoo out some of the people. Too many people I don't actually like or know are showing up on my wall while the people i love are not!
But again...
Fart: The sound of a turd honking for the right of way.....
That is damn funny!
Bwahahah! That is awesome!
Bag Balm, man I had never heard of that stuff till I was reading the homesteader blog. Seems like it's even more miraculous than vaseline.
Plus, it is moist, that is alwasy a bonus.
On a side note, I now have the uncontrollable urge to draw a penis on someone's car.
Thank you for that. :)
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